Bonks and Bludgeons

Welcome to the world of Bonks and Bludgeons. Join our brave knight as he risks his life and financial security climbing a dangerous tower filled with traps and enemies. Guide his path as he dodges spikes, gravity, responsibility, and infinite mud puddles.

Experience at least thirty seconds of gameplay designed solely to frustrate you.

Face off against a large selection of 3 different enemies.

Enjoy a realistic lack of check points, beginning anew with each death.

Be blessed with a single quest, good luck ever completing it.

Swords are for squires, sticks rule.

We let the basement dweller make this game. USE AT OWN RISK!

As a penance, easy mode DLC coming soon???